• Audience Member: Will you marry me?
  • Sara: ....
  • Audience Member: So was that a yes or no?
  • Sara: No, I won't marry you.
  • Tegan: She's an ice queen; you don't want her anyway.
  • Sara: It's nothing against you, personally
  • Tegan: She doesn't want to move to England.
  • Sara: I just don't want to get into that whole, you know, I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then, you know, that kind of shit.
  • *Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
  • Tegan: Thanks for asking. That's very nice.
  • Sara: Apparently Tegan is really into this person, so perhaps they want to get married.
  • Audience Member: Tegan will you marry me?
  • Tegan: Sure.
  • Sara: God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there.
  • Tegan: No, I just think it's good for our balance. You know, you're dark, I'm light. You're bad, I'm good. You say no, I say yes. You're mean, I'm nice.
  • Sara: I have standards, you're a slut.
  • *Johnny comes to high five Sara*
  • Tegan: Well I'm still nice!
  • Sara: And a slut.